Funny: How to Ask a Woman Out on a Date

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How to Ask a Woman Out on a Date

My favorite part:

A two-hundred dollar suit looks just as nice as a thousand dollar suit to most of us.

Yeah, that's like pulling up to a girls house on a Schwinn. If you were a hundred yards away from the woman, then yeah, she might not notice...

Second favorite part:

Cologne is helpful as well but make sure not to over do it. Many women are allergic to some of the compounds found in men's cologne today and trust me, they are not going to be interested when you ask them out on a date if they start sneezing and their nose starts to running.

So nerdy...

...and yes, the typo is indeed a typo - "and their nose starts to running" - clearly not a native speaker.

Check it: http://www.ehow.com/how_2323881_ask-woman-out-date.html